Hooking Up on Your Dime or Else!

Description: You've been bankrolling my sex and social life for a while now, in your half-assed way in all fairness. every day you get out of bed and work your grubby hands to the bone so you can cover my nails, pedicure, heels, lingerie, dinners. sometimes though, you refuse to hand it over with the same old weak excuse, "i don't have it this week", or "i have a vacation planned". what garbage spouts out of your nasty mouth. i give you purpose in life, purpose that you've never had before. your cash goes in to making a sexy, slutty life free for me. that's what fulfils you. and if you ever forget that i have the cure. a nice juicy, veiny dildo that i'm overjoyed to shove down your throat and fuck your face with. painfully. i know that after one throat-fucking, you'll learn the lesson. you never turn down princess, ever.