Married With Toe Jam

Description: When i drop by the shoe store, i catch you happily fitting a gorgeous customer’s feet with a little too much enthusiasm. furious but crafty, i decide you love playing with women’s feet so much, you can do it full-time — as my personal “foot slave.” from rubbing my sweaty swollen feet to licking my toe jam. all while being used as a human ashtray. you find yourself trapped in the ultimate nightmare: a marriage where you’re literally underfoot.