Yeah ummmmmm NO WMV

Description: What possible reason would i ever have to ride your cock? why would you even suggest such a thing? have you lost your mind? do you need me to call a psychiatrist for you or something?   yeah... ummmm no! there's no way i'm going near that thing, that lump between your legs, for any kind of sexual reason. even if i had 10 pairs of panties on, on top of each other, followed by some medieval chain-mail armour, i would never go near it. i could never consider your cock as a viable potential source of sexual pleasure. in fact, even the suggestion is abhorrent to me. even the random thought that in some other strangely fucked up parallel universe, i would ride your cock, has me visibly sweating, and shaken. in fact, i might need to go get therapy myself at the mere inkling of such a proposal.    so now you owe me therapy tax, along with small dick tax, and insult tax. it is an offence to my very femininity that a man such as yourself, with a cock such as that, would even muster up the nerve to speak to me. honestly, i'd prefer to chalk this whole thing up to being a bad dream only! a bad dream i woke up from, just in time!!!!