Doormat and shoe-cleaning-rag for my hiking boots

Description: Are you happy that your face will be a doormat for your mistress again? and that your tongue will be used by her to wipe her dirty shoe soles off on? but today, you'll suffer more than usual ... my hiking boots are still a little dirty ... and i'm going on my next hiking trip soon ... so they need to be properly cleaned! these brutal boot soles with the deep tread will leave long-lasting impressions on your skin and easily crush anything underneath them! and you'll also lick them clean ... you'll stick out your tongue and i'll wipe my dirty boot soles over it to get the dirt out of the deep tread. i really don't know what your face will look like when i'm done with you today ... or what's going to be left of it ... but i also don't care - you're just a doormat and a shoe-cleaning rag!