Oops, accidental penectomy

Description: Wake up! there have been some complications during your surgery... you came in here for removal of the appendix, is that right? oh well, we accidentally gave you a penectomy... mistakes happen, oh well... man... that's the 7th time that's happened this year. good thing we made you sign the document, waiving your rights to sue us. not to worry, i suspect you didn't lose anything of value (-your manhood-) in the first place. in fact, we are going to teach you a new and amazing way to get off, give you some free therapy lessons and give you a few tools to take home!       medical malpractice anal rewire fantasy