Incessant splashing *house guests

Description: I'm about to leave for a party. i'm already dressed and about to leave with my guests, but suddenly my stomach ballooned and i rushed to the toilet. i hoped it would be quiet. but it's  notthere are guests in my living room. i hear them stop talking, and then my splashing is powerful and constant. moments later, another one falls out, and they listen. it's a disaster.