Hard and Hopeless: The 4-Inch Porn Audition

Description: You applied for a casting with me, hoping to become a porn actor. due to an oversight during the screening process, i need clarification: you claim to have 4 inches? (laughs) seriously? was this just a typo? (uncontrollable laughter) wait, you want to be a porn actor, and the moment you see me, you're already hard—with a tiny dick? (laughs) what a joke! not only are you small, but i bet you're a premature cummer too. honestly, you'd be lucky to ever find a woman or boyfriend with a dick that size—it's just not happening. i was hoping those 4 inches were flaccid, but no, they're 4 inches hard. that's terrible! since you've wasted my time, here's the deal: i'll record you jerking off until you ejaculate, but you can only finish when i say so. the video needs to be long because i'll monetize it—people will definitely pay for a good laugh.