Hobosexual

Description: Having a roommate is too good for you and too expensive for you. you can't even have a home on your own! i want you to live in a loud mulitgenerational household of hell like the rest of the poor people are doing nowadays. you can always lie and say you're helping them out, even though with their age it doesn't add up. lol everyone knows the truth about you anyway. it makes it all the more humiliating. you'll never bring anyone back to your mummy's air mattress. just a pump goon without privacy. be a celibate hobosexual for pb.