My manager caught me in the toilet HD

Description: This is some kind of fate, bad luck, a twist of fate. i'm at work, but i feel like brownie's chasing me to the bathroom. i go in, sit down, and he calls—my general manager, i'm his subordinate. i lie to him and say i'm at the computer, but brownies keep falling out of me—he hears it! i try to lie to him and say i don't know what he means, but he knows! he knows i'm just emptying my ass when he calls. i also have a nasty cough with phlegm, which also makes itself known during the conversation. he calls again, and again he hear loud, frequent splashing and wet farts. i'm exposed and devastated because he might fire me because of this.