Gassy Lap Farts

Description: You’re not just close… you’re in position. my bare booty is planted right in your lap, and every fart i give you is warm, heavy, and meant just for you. i lean in close, talking about how i’m soaking your pants with my stink, how you can feel each blast rumble through you. i grind a little, tease a little… and every time i feel you tense up, i let another one slip. you can’t look away. your eyes are locked on my cheeks, your nose is catching every puff, and you’re completely trapped in my lap until i’m done. this is what you wanted — all of me, up close, and gassy as hell.