My Drink is Cold, My Bikini is Tiny, and the Chairs are Too Small

Description: Rolling up to the cottage in my teeny bikini, i seem to be a little early? no matter, i’ll just take my drink and waddle over to the deck to check out the view (and the deck chairs - ummm, do they look a little small to you?) gasp! oh my god, look at this view! isn’t it spectacular? wait, what are you looking at? are you staring at my big, fat, soft heavy body in this little bikini? that’s not the view i was talking about. but i love that you love what you see, it makes me want to show off for you a little. you know, bend over this railing and bounce my big, fat ass and make it clap for you. grab my big, fat, beautifully greedy belly and jiggle and shake it for you, showing how my entire body jiggles and shakes when i do that. watch me attempt to sit in the deck chair (and how stuck i am once i try and squeeze into it!) sigh, i knew these chairs looked small! so tight and painfully small, my poor hips! come play on the deck alone with me in my little bikini, while i sip a drink, get squeezed and stuck in too small seats, and move my weight around.