Making You Useful

Description: Look at you. pathetic. worthless. completely useless in every way that actually matters… but lucky for you, i’m creative. i can always find a way to make even the biggest loser serve some kind of purpose.   that’s why you’re here now. kneeling. waiting. because i’ve decided your existence isn’t entirely meaningless, not when you can be my personal human ashtray.   i light up, take a long drag, and smirk down at you. this is what you were made for. serving me. pleasing me. taking my ashes. it’s humiliating, isn’t it? to know that the peak of your life is right here—being used by me while i relax and smoke. and you love every second of it.   i remind you, over and over, just how low you are. how disgusting. but still… i make you feel needed. i make you feel useful. and that’s more than anyone else ever would.