the vacuum cleaner bloated my belly

Description: I came back from a walk tired, i still need to vacuum the room, i go for the vacuum cleaner, turn it on and start cleaning, after some time i remove the nozzle from the vacuum cleaner to vacuum the corners, but without holding the hose it sucks on my lips and through my mouth fills my stomach with air, my stomach rapidly increases in size, my eyes are shocked by what i see, it has swollen to enormous sizes.. now i need to get up somehow, it is very heavy and now i have problems with it, for fun i measure its size with a tape measure and i don’t know what to do with it now