Short Guys Only Get Farts

Description: Thanks for tonight, but... you're just not for me. i don't know how to say this so i'll just tell you like it is.. i don't date short guys. i know it's shallow or whatever, but i just don't see you as like, a real man. the only use i have for short guys is for you to sniff up all my farts. that's a job you're actually perfect for, i mean you don't even have to get on your knees because you're already at the perfect height to bury your face in my ass hahaha. so what do you say... do you want to be my little beta fart sniffer??