Ew, you lost your job?

Description: What? you thought i would comfort you? what kind of dumb fuck gets fired from a job they just got? fuck, you're such a pathetic cunt. now that you're unemployed, you have to call everyone and tell them. tell everyone how much of an embarrassment you are. oh, and the best part? i don't want to fuck you anymore. you're so unattractive now that you're unemployed.