HOTEL TOILET PIG

Description:   you've set up a special weekend away to have a date with a brand new toilet.  this weekend's task began last night when you were forbidden to interact with toilet and wait til morning.  now the anticipation pulses through you as it's time to surrender and obey.  you turn into a filthy, desperate pig when you're alone with toilet.  show toilet the lengths a slut will do just for a little attention.  lipstick bright enough to leave your mark as you make out and tongue fuck on your first date.  your senses are dialed up as you taste the crystallized pis and left over crumbs stuck underneath the seat.  the sounds of your own squeals fill the room as you sniff the acrid, dried up specks of waste that splashed from the toilet.  you're delighted that housekeeping left some morsels just for you to worship.  you'll leave something special for them, too.  a laugh, something juicy to gossip about.  instead of skid marks they'll see your smeared lipstick inside the bowl.  they'll watch you walk around the lobby in your stupid lipstick as they whisper to everyone around.  everyone will be amused.  everyone will know you're a toilet pig.