Sign This Debt Contract

Description: Throbbing uncontrollably while i explain the details of a contract that will financially bind you into submission to me for the rest of your life? why am i not surprised... you've never been able to keep it together when i mindfuck you out of your money. i look so much hotter with all those zeros in my account than you do, and you're just pulsating and aching for a chance to spend more. just sign and date and the role of a leaky draining finsub could be yours to fill.