Ruin Your Diet

Description: I know you've been working so hard in the gym this year. but i know your dirty little secret. before you work out, you go through the drive-thru, binge on fast food, and sit in your shame before seeing your trainer. he doesn't smell the grease on you, but i do. i know you've been cheating on your diet. why do you even bother? fuck your diet. don't you miss eating what you want, when you want? you don't even like going to the gym. you will stop going. you will spend that time instead binging on cake, tacos, and so much fried, fatty foods. in a year, you won't be recognizable. you won't be able to lift anything. your fat stomach will eclipse your feet. walking will be painful, but eating through another order of burgers and fries will feel so, so good. fuck your diet, fuck your health, you're getting fat for me now.