Little Debbie Speed Stuffing

Description: I was so horny the other night and decided that instead of just getting myself off with my vibrator like i usually do, i'd to stuff an entire box of little debbie's as fast as i could at the same time... i had no idea i'd finish the whole thing in 6 minutes! i knew the whole box was 1500 calories ahead of time, and i was so turned on at the thought of consuming all of that in a few minutes that i was frantically pushing them into my mouth as fast as i could. i just wish that you were there to push them down my throat for me. i have to admit, this has inspired me to try to start timing myself eating more entire boxes and seeing how fast i can finish them... i'm going to try and get it down to 5 minutes!