Fuck the Wall

Description: I know your type- a mindless gooner who can’t help but stroke whenever you see my pixelated perfection across your screen. i don’t blame you for that.. i am indeed perfect in every way… but, i *do* need to give you a reality check. somewhere down the line, you got it into your stupid little head that jerking off to me was a more than some twisted pervert’s compliment… somehow, you have ended up with the demented thought that jerking off to me is serving me!!! like, hello?! what??? how is your selfish self-manipulation serving me in any way? yea… it’s sounds stupid when you stop and think about it, doesn’t it? that’s because it is stupid, you idiotic loser!! i don’t want you to stroke at all this time… nope! this time, i want you to slap your cock and balls every time you even think about jerking to me! yep, slap yourself for me! i won’t have you stop there… in fact, if you wanna fuck so bad, go ahead and fuck the wall for me! yeah! that will at least make me laugh- watching you slam your most sensitive bits into the hard wall!! i’ll teach you to stop being so selfish one way or another!