Fattened Until You're Furniture

Description: You asked to take a nap on my waterbed, and then you popped it with your growing, greedy gut. you broke my bed, so i'm going to break your waistline. i'm going to fatten you up until you're soft, heavy, and wide enough to take its place. i'll feed you until you're such a blob i can stretch right out on top of you. hope you're ready to become furniture, fat boy.