From Jock to Joke

Description: You used to be a hotshot jock—now your tits jiggle when you waddle to the fridge. i can't believe how fat you've gotten. you've really let yourself go. you traded the gym for junk food and gaming, but the only thing you’re leveling up is your weight. most guys who game nonstop at least get good at it, but not you. don’t worry—i’ll carry you in gaming and deeper into obesity.