FARTS, BROWNIES, DESPERATION and a phone call

Description: Today i had a truly explosive session on the toilet - a full-on symphony of farts, followed by what can only be described as a stubborn, massive batch of brownies! i was desperate - those brownies did not want to come out today! right in the middle of the struggle, my stepfather called - and i picked up. now i just really hope he didn't hear any of it... we both pretended everything was normal...