Fart Shift – Prepping for My Gassy Work Day

Description: I hadn’t even started working yet and my stomach was already bubbling. i was just trying to enjoy my coffee and scroll for a bit, but the gas would not chill. you ever been so bloated you just give up and start farting out loud? yeah, that was me. i’m not even dressed yet, just in my chill clothes, farting around the kitchen like it’s normal. spoiler: it is. you might as well get used to it — i’m gassy when i wake up and it’s only gonna get worse from here.