Homewrecking Your Budget by Venus Venerous

Description: Give me everything. i mean, it, everything. all of the money you used to spend on her is now mine. no more dates, no more little gifts - she doesn't deserve it, i do. i want you to totally let go of any sense of a budget you used to have because you wanted to keep her happy. not anymore. devote all of your cash to princess venus - the only woman who can make you fall to your knees and worship.