Trampling with Birkenstocks is just the warmup

Description: Good boy ... lying in the parking lot just like i ordered you to ... but you look a little afraid ... did you think i'd drive over you right away?! no, no ... but you're just in perfect position so i can step on your face when getting out of my car. are you happy that i'm wearing my birkenstocks today? you shouldn't celebrate too early ... i'll really make you suffer today ... but first, i'll trample you with my birkenstocks. they're meaner than they look ... the deep hard tread hurts you a lot and leaves nice marks all over your face! maybe i'll even take them off and trample you under my bare feet? yes ... but remember, i told you, you'll really suffer today! can you guess it already? there's something else that has a very mean tread ... and also a lot more weight ... do you understand?! yes, i'll drive over you with my car ... and instead of feeling the 60kg/132lbs of your mistress, you'll get to feel the 550kg / 1200lbs of my car's front tire!