ASS JANITOR

Description: You lack education and employable skills, so the only stable job you'll have is a custodian.  that's what you like to call yourself.  it makes you sound important-facilities custodian, environmental specialist.  but you're really just a toilet cleaner.  by now you've probably become accustomed to the stench of dirty toilets and i bet you love it, too.  having your face hovering over the warm seats is the closest you've been to a woman's ass.  tonight's shift doesn't require any of your little scrubbing tools or disinfectants.  it's just your mouth and that scummy water.  lick the droplets that have dried into crusty, crackly specks.  hydrate yourself with the mildew water to stay hydrated for a long night of slave labor.   there is no way a pathetic toilet cleaner like you has much to go home to.  it's just you and the penetrating scent of mildew and wet toilet paper that you masturbate to.  now you have the opportunity to be a personal ass cleaning toilet as an after work a hobby.  when you finish the nightshift you'll head over to her place where you can get to scrubbing her unflushed toilet and unwiped asshole.