Farting Punishment for Thief Captured in my house

Description: Ridiculous robber, bad luck to try "work" on my home, because im here, an strong girl ready to defend her propiety with her best tools... a toxic girly farts. i just coming back to the gym so i feel sweaty and gassy, ready to start your extreme punishment. after captured you, i will put my ass on your nose to sniff every single flatulence, and when you think that is the end, i will order you open your mouth and eat my stinky farts! is not funny? finally, you stole my flatulence, not my propiety. (spa subt eng)