Male wakes up pregnant

Description: After having a great slumber, i wake up and feel a large bump on my bedsheet. i open my eyes to discover i look pregnant. but i can’t be can i? i tried to get out of bed. i begin to experience contractions. as soon as my feet hit the floor, my water breaks. i am going into labour. i tried different positions to see which is most comfortable as this is happening right now. i take deep breath and push as hard as i can. this is coming out of me and it’s coming out of me right now.