Post-Gym Dutch Oven

Description: You know what happens after a workout like that. i’m drenched in sweat, and i can feel those farts building up, ready to be released. i could’ve let them loose in the gym locker room, but no. i want you all tucked in nice and tight, snug beneath me, just like a little fart-sniffing bug.i’ve been chugging protein shakes all day, and you can already taste it, can’t you? all that cardio, sweating, and protein-packed meals finally catching up to me. and you’re the one stuck under the covers, taking it all in.