Goon Certification

Description: You made it this far, stroker. now let me take everything. this is your official goon certification. i’m going to strip your mind, edge you into oblivion, and rewire your addiction until you’re nothing but a leaking, broken whiteboy mess. don’t expect mercy. don’t expect release. you stroke because i say so. you exist for this. this is your final form—mindless, drained, and owned. let the ritual begin.