Spray Painting in Platform Converse Ignoring You

Description: Someone purchased my platform converse and i wanted to use them while being productive around the house so i took them out to the yard and spray painted a frame while wearing them. the sides of the shoes got a light coat while i wore them and even purposely stepped in the sticky wet paint as well as sprayed the grass and stepped on it right away to make a paint blotch at the bottoms. what poor wicked soul would lick that off of my sneakers? they're not only filthy dirty already but are you seriously going to throw your health into the wind just to worship and lick my sneakers? that's a new level of bottom feeder i've never heard of.