A tale of pee desperation and near-disaster

Description: Nature decided to hit me with the urgency of a thousand waterfalls. i thought, "i’ll just waltz into the restroom like a swan. but the door was locked. the toilet was closed. i clenched. i squirmed. i did the infamous pee-pee dance with shaking legs. seconds felt like hours. my bladder screamed. and just when i was about to accept my fate (and buy new pants), the bathroom finally opened.  i’ve never sprinted so gracefully in my life