Rated R: Pissing In The Movie Theater Hallway!

Description: The bathroom line was packed, the stalls were crusty, and my bladder didn’t care. so i slid into the theater hallway, squatted down, and pissed right there on the sticky ass carpet like the filthy little menace i am. no toilet? no problem. just a warm stream soaking through the hallway, the smell hitting before the end credits. i didn’t care who walked by this mess was necessary. the theater got a leak they didn’t plan for. and i loved every second of it.