Ass so NASTY, air CRIES

Description: This is what happens when my diet and my ass conspire against you. each fart is a deep, bubbling expulsion of fermented filth, the kind that clings to your nose hairs. i arch my back, letting my blonde hair spill over my shoulders while my cheeks tremble, working overtime to produce these throat-closing fumes. the jumpsuit straps dig in as i push out another fart – longer, wetter, meaner.