Sock Puppet Shaming

Description: Wow… look what you’ve become. so pathetic, so desperate, that i had to bring out this—my sock puppet—just to talk to you on your level. because clearly, you’re not worth my words. the puppet says everything we’re both thinking. that you’re a sad little loser. that you’ve sunken so low, even a sock has more dignity than you. i mean seriously—this is what gets you going? being mocked by a puppet? you’re not even worth my foot today. just laughter, teasing, and total humiliation from a piece of worn-out fabric. but hey, if the sock fits…