Hitched and Ditched

Description: Hey subby, bet you're surprised to get a video message from me out of the blue. i wanted to tell you, i’ve got someone here with me. she’s a little shy, so she’s off camera for now. but you’re going to want to hear what she has to say. or rather, what i have to say, on her behalf. guess who it is? i'll give you a clue, one of her first reactions when we got to talking was "i can't believe my husband is so pathetic". i'm imagining your face right now and it's glorious.   she saw everything. the jerk-off sessions, the tributes, the obsession. she reached out to me, furious... but once i explained things honestly, something shifted. we actually get along really well now. we’ve been talking a lot. about you. and she wanted me to be the one to break the news. she’s leaving you. the divorce papers are on their way, and i’ve already helped her get everything in motion. her bags are packed, and we’re about to have a girls’ night to celebrate her freedom. so yeah… enjoy your pathetic little life. we’ll be clinking glasses while you’re crying in the jerk-off chair about just how much you've screwed up your own life.