Stroke Cash Directly Into My Six Figure Investment Account

Description: Stroke your loser cash directly into my vanguard investment account which is nearing 400k, all in vtsax mutual funds. this is just one of my six-figure bank accounts (i have over six figures in other accounts). pump your pathetic dick and get it up to $1 mil. it feels so good to stroke your loser cash into such a powerful, subfunded bank account, which is only increasing with time, compound interest and additional deposits. stroke more cash into my account. make me even richer than i already am.