The Fattening Effect (WMV)

Description: Tell me, my dear piggies, who are almost as fat as i am. have you observed that you cause those around you to fatten up? there's a reason i call myself the goddess of gluttony, as i seem to fatten up all of my friends who spend too much time in my presence. they go from fit and trim to soft and flabby within a few months. i'm unsure if it's my irresistible cooking or if they start to pick up my "bad habits". the results of being in my prolonged presence are undeniable; it's as if i have an aura of obesity. just imagine how fat you would be if you were within my fattening vicinity. my question stands: do you too have the fattening effect as well, or am i truly the goddess of gluttony?