Shrunk on My Couch? Too Bad—My Sweaty Gym Ass Owns You Now

Description: Fresh from the gym, my pink booty shorts are drenched in sweat and i’m way too focused on stretching to notice the tiny speck squirming on my couch. oh… was that you? oops. doesn’t matter. you’re right where you belong. i do a few reps up, down grinding my soaked, sticky ass into you like you’re just part of the cushion. you get wedged so deep between my cheeks, trapped in my musky, post-workout crack… i pull you out just to sit on you again. you’re not a person anymore. you’re my dirty little gym toy. and when i’m done? you’re coming with me. still stuck in my ass while i strut to the shower. good luck surviving that.