Emptying the Dishwasher While Crushing Food

Description: I put a bunch of over ripened bananas and a breakfast sandwich under a plastic mat and crushed them while doing kitchen chores and emptying the dishwasher. in the most candid way possible, i walked around doing what needed to be done while you watch all that food get smushed into liquid under my weight. i really wish i could do that to someone the entire time.. not worrying what part of their body i'm about to step on and their pain is just a byproduct of my existence and doing what needs to be done. i bet watching this food get crushed to nothing under me makes you hungry and you probably would slurp it all down if you could, wouldn't you? pathetic worm.