It’s time for beddy-bye

Description: *real & honest laughing* no script. improvised loathing. it’s time for bed and you’re not coming. i say in so many words: it’s time for bed. oh, you think you’re coming to bed with me? *laughing* you and your gross body touching me, breathing on me, taking up space, sweating under the covers. absolutely not! you are not worthy of that privilege of resting in my bed together. you’re unworthy of smelling my nocturnal flatulence! *laughing* -there is no actual farting, just speaking of farts.