My Internet Idiot

Description: You know there are countless other dummies just like you sitting at home with their dicks out, jerking to my clips & fucking that send button for me. but somehow, i still make you feel like it’s only me & you in this pumpfest. it’s so intimate when i make you goon and pay and get so, so stupid. it doesn’t matter that your worship is restricted to one side of the screen. this is the realest relationship you'll ever get, and the proof is right there on your bank statement.