Corrupting Your Wedding Vows: Ruin Your Wife and Worship Me

Description: You think marriage is sacred? how adorable. let me tell you what’s sacred, slave and that is my pleasure. those vows you whispered to that dull, clueless wife of yours? they’re about to become kindling for the inferno we’ll create together. i’m your new religion now, and every lie you tell her, every drop of spit you taint her food with, every memory you steal and sell for my tributes… that’s your worship.