Testing your strength with my giant ass

Description: I can't believe my eyes! i've never seen such a tiny guy before, you're literally smaller than my little finger, wow. you're not scared of me at all? i'm so huge compared to you, i could crush you if i wanted to. uh, how would you like to play with me? i'm really curious to see if a tiny person like you can handle my weight, and for that i'll have to sit on you.