The First Goon

Description: You remember, don't you? the moment you reached the point of no return. the jerk session that turned you into a jerkaholic. the moment your porn addiction was solidified. you never would've guessed you'd turn into "one of those men". your life now revolves around humping your hand as you blissfully drift in and out of the goon. unfortunately for you , the switch has been broken and there's no way to return to the old you. being a pump slave now runs every part of your life.