One Couch, Too Many Buttcrack Farts

Description: I’m laid out on the couch in my tight black jeans, crack peeking just enough to drive you crazy. i know exactly what i’m doing. every little fart that slips out? yeah, i could’ve held it… but why would i? i stretch, smirk, and let them rip—just loud enough to make you squirm. hope you’re paying attention.