She walks into the bar…

Description: You chose her to hit on? you’re kidding, right? what makes you think you’re worthy of her? no way in hell you can pick up a woman like that. the audacity you have. where did you buy the audacity? probably walmart, because you look like a walmart person. blue light special, kind of person. she went to jason momoa’s concert that night. no, really. that’s who she hangs with. you’re just a low life blue light special loser. but yeah, ask her out, she how that goes.