Sperm Bank Rejection

Description: Oh, what a pitiful disappointment you are. i just got the results back from your so-called 'sample' at my elite sperm bank, and it's nothing but a measly, dribbling failure, barely a teaspoon of that watery, insignificant cum in the cup. did you even try to produce a usable sample? i demand floods of thick, potent seed from real men, not this laughable excuse for ejaculation that couldn't fertilize anything. look at what a real man's sperm sample looks like. it's practically overflowing from this condom! you're rejected, loser. if you want to submit another sample, you won't be allowed to orgasm for at least a month. if you can abstain and keep your hands off of that pathetic cock, maybe, i'll consider letting you beg for another chance to prove your worthless balls can produce something halfway decent.