EXTREME constipation, farts and big belly

Description: Today my stomach hurts a lot! tomorrow is my birthday and i'm spending the day on the toilet instead of getting ready for the party! my stomach is the size of a watermelon and i'm extremely constipated! how am i going to wear a mini dress tomorrow??? i'm desperate! luckily i got rid of a few big brownies today, but that's definitely not the end for today!! keep your fingers crossed!